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jeff.behnke
142 points

Do oversouls exist?

Of course they do...why else would these things happen to me?

I am now one step closer to believing, thanks!

No, this is all nonsense

Actually, that is God, silly--not you

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jeff.behnke posted 99 days ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

I think....

We need to fight our instincts

We are waking up to more truth about ourselves

We need to be more open to our instincts

We are all becoming morally inept

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jeff.behnke posted 99 days 2 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What were the 21 spherical objects, estimated 100 meters in diameter?

Bah! Figments of our collective imagination

Spirits from a different density

Aliens, obviously

Holograms created by the Vatican

Atmospheric effects

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jeff.behnke posted 108 days 1 hour ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

People from Atlantis

Were our ancestors, along with the Lemurians

Were aliens that left the planet

Didn't blow themselves up, but we will finish that job

Are figments from our collective imagination

Blew themselves up in a fit of epic rage

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jeff.behnke posted 112 days 20 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Would you ever pull a UFO prank?

Yes! They are the best.

No of course not...the world is filled with enough lies

I did...and I am now ashamed.

No, but I know people who have pulled prank U.S. elections

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jeff.behnke posted 137 days 1 hour ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What could the snake have been?

Alien

An unknown species

US Government Project

A quasi-crystal of complex structure

Mirage

What is going on in Pennsylvania?!

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Tags: cryptozoology

jeff.behnke posted 138 days 10 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Is time travel possible?

Yes

We've already done it.

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jeff.behnke posted 153 days 13 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Is the Umm Al Binni Lake the location of our origins?

The verdict is still wide open, but good research!

Maybe, but I can't think of a better location

Oh my god, yes! Thanks!

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jeff.behnke posted 158 days 13 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

If you were an exotic metal, what kind would you be?

Your every day memory metal

A polycrystalline semiconductor

Nitinol all the way!

A quasi-crystal of complex structure

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jeff.behnke posted 160 days 17 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What do you think?

Maybe some unknown animal

Nicotine is amazing

Mothman / Thunderbird

I saw something like that too!

What is going on in Pennsylvania?!

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Tags: cryptozoology

jeff.behnke posted 163 days 19 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What do you think about the Bob White Object?

Wow...just...wow

I can't believe that made it through the censors

It's probably just some military thing

I am now a believer

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jeff.behnke posted 163 days 19 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Was the earth seeded by ancient aliens?

No, dummy, it was seeded by God

It was seeded by God using aliens

Yes

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jeff.behnke posted 166 days 5 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

How would you kill an idea?

Create a counter-idea

Scream into a bullhorn about ending the idea

Ideas are invicible--you can't kill them. Like us.

Ignore it

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jeff.behnke posted 173 days 14 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What did you think of our story?

Great! How in the world did you guys write that?

I am sending you two a book contract shortly

I'm still laughing

Meh...could have been better...somehow

Hory cow that was rearry good!

When will you two write the next? I'm waiting impatiently!

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Tags: story

jeff.behnke posted 204 days 21 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Are unicorns real?

Everything is real, no matter what it is

Only as a genetic hybrid, maybe

Yes

They would be...if enough people believed in them

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jeff.behnke posted 205 days 19 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What really matters?

Having a good time

Money, power, perfection, evolution

Friends and Family

Discovering the truth at any cost

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Tags: 2012

jeff.behnke posted 207 days 13 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What crashed at Roswell?

Alien Spacecraft

Military Plane

No idea, but official story is false

Meteor

Weather Balloon

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Tags: alien, ufo, roswell

jeff.behnke posted 208 days 23 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

votes received: 316
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Tags: 2012

jeff.behnke posted 233 days 16 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

What do you think of The Obama Deception?

more...

Total B.S.

Nothing will ever change how the world functions, so just relax.

Head for the hills!

Good points.

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jeff.behnke posted 332 days 17 hours ago

ninja.limmi
74 points

Heres a quick comedy joke, do you think its funny?

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Yes its hilarious

Not amused

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ninja.limmi posted 336 days 13 hours ago

ninja.limmi
74 points

Are you looking forward to the new Terminator movie?

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Absolutely

Damn Straight Cant Wait

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ninja.limmi posted 336 days 13 hours ago

ninja.limmi
74 points

Which Daniel Craig James Bond movie is better?

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Quantum of Solace

Casino Royale

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ninja.limmi posted 336 days 13 hours ago

ninja.limmi
74 points

Are you going to watch the new Star Trek movie?

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Yes, cant wait

No, not a Trek fan

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ninja.limmi posted 336 days 13 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

votes received: 58
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jeff.behnke posted 413 days 1 hour ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Does God Exist?

We are all Gods

Only if you mean Allah

Not in the way that churches teach

Yes, like in the Old Testament

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Tags: spirituality

jeff.behnke posted 419 days 2 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Do people have spirit guides?

I Know I Do

I Wish

Yes

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jeff.behnke posted 419 days 2 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

If we are all slaves, then what is freedom?

No Taxes

No Law

I actually don't know.

Self-Sufficiency

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Tags: conspiracy, slavery

jeff.behnke posted 433 days 22 hours ago

lmlmwan
0 points

Which jewelry piece makes the best Christmas gift from husband to wife?

Pendant

Ring

Earring

Bracelet

Necklace

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Tags: jewelry, christmas, gift

lmlmwan posted 441 days 13 hours ago

jeff.behnke
142 points

Are you planning on doing more things for free?

Too many people would take advantage of me.

Yes, Great idea!

No, why would I?

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Tags: money, conspiracies

jeff.behnke posted 443 days 18 hours ago